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Sunday, September 11, 2005

Gasping Like a Grounded Gurnard

Dominatrix was revealled in her true light for all to see by a brilliant piece of TV1 reporting on yesterday's six o'clock news. Her mouth flopped open and closed while a monosyllabic basso croaking cracked record repeated 'I have no briefing on this' so many times I thought the channel was playing silly buggers with the clip. Not until then had I realised what a remarkable resemblance this wet fish PM bears to the fish commonly found inhabiting the putrid and oft polluted muddy waters of Manukau harbour. With the characteristic bug eyes, undershot jaw and big head surplanting a puny carcase, she looks like one, she sounds like one but it's unlikely she is as useful.

The Gurnard will be doubly displeased with this morning's SST poll. No doubt she will be briefed by her good friend the slimey conger eel Labour President, who thought it was clever to march around the TVI debate studio loudly intoning 'bretheren, bretheren, bretheren' and then providing a stream of abusive obscenities throughout the evening.

I understand Gerry Brownlee has telephoned the woman bashing Hodgkins asking him to dish up some more dirt as quickly as he can. He solemnly promised on Agenda there was lots more to come.

YoooooHoooooo phil. Where aaaaare you?????? Come and get it!!!!!!
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Posted by Adolf Fiinkensein | 9/11/2005 07:42:00 am


Blogger Theprophet said...

Sorry Adolf - Phule is busy at the moment putting together his lawsuit against Vanzyl and myself
(funded thru legal aid no doubt).
Or maybe he is at a KKK meeting? Or maybe he is just thinking up new racial slurs to direct at anyone who disagrees with his primary school politics.

He has informed me that I am an 'extreme right winger'(I love it) and he seems to think (never having met me or even been in the same city as me) that I smell funny. I talk funny and walk funny and drink beer funny but I don't smell funny. Typical green though, gets it all wrong.
Anyway just thought I'd let you know what Phule 'Uncle Tom' Ure is up to just in case you were waiting for him.

Allah protect us.

9/11/2005 09:58:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi adolf..what's to come and get..you are just doing your personal appearance attacks number...(so now she's a gurnard..eh..)

whereas brash looks like a little, not very bright, goldfish...and brownlee is well, of course, a blow-fish.. especially when he puffs up and turns red during interviews....

hide's a guppy and peters is a barracuda (he'll like that..)

how far should we take this piscerian analogy..?

and don't get too excited by the sst poll..you must have heard the herald one has labour in the lead by 4%..

btw..one consistancy in both polls is the greens on a solid 6%...mmmmmmmm!

and as you know...they don't poll votesplitters...so my call of 10% for the greens is looking good..eh..?

btw2..i hope you've put that covering bet on clark..y'know..to cut your losses...cos there's still that vexing question of coalition partners eh..?
the nats are well on course for killing off two of their three options...act and nz first..

and that leaves..?..peter dunhill..lucky lucky you..eh..?

what this all means of course adolf is that your large(?) bet on the nats to get in is looking decidedly shakey..eh..?

chin up..


9/11/2005 10:49:00 am  
Blogger ZenTiger said...

You think that was funny Phil?

OK, I give you the goldfish to blowfish transition made me laugh. But that's it.

So you want some back?? OK, let's see what we have here ....

"You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately."

9/11/2005 11:01:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

zen..i was just teasing out adolfs' analogy....he started it....


9/11/2005 11:42:00 am  
Blogger Adolf Fiinkensein said...

phil, do call $100 a huge bet? I suggest you go read up a book called 'Quiet Flows The Don.' That's what the historians will call this campaign. You need preparation for next week after which ACC will no longer pay for your grief counselling.

9/11/2005 12:53:00 pm  
Blogger Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Oh by the way phil, this morning i listened to an erudite address by a former left wing activist in which he described the collapse of the early organised Christian Church. Now get this phil. It was replaced by 'a number of mysterious cults' which emerged at a time'when a helenistic culture momentarily cast aside Christianity in pursuit of numerous spiritual movements, all of which were characterised by hero worship and dogmatic mantra revealed only to the initiates.' Sounds just like the Greens to me. Yep, right in the midst of our very own 'helenistic' culture.

9/11/2005 12:59:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

quick..someone tell the exclusive brethren...i think don has them on speed-dial...


9/11/2005 01:20:00 pm  
Blogger Murray said...

It's a sad case really.

9/11/2005 02:43:00 pm  
Blogger Craig Ranapia said...

It was also funny watching the footage of Helen ticking off a hang-dog Guyon Espiner for making her look a fool. She looked like Sister Perpetua Orgasmata telling little Johnny threatening the only atheist in her catechism class...

I understand there's some folks in the Labour campaign very, very pissed off that One gazumped the photo-op planned for Monday afternoon.

9/11/2005 03:54:00 pm  
Blogger JamesP said...

Craig - I also thought the telling off was a big story here since it meshed with the bossy boots image and the AirNZ episode.

The other thing to note is how long it took Labour to sell the aircraft after they made the decision to scrap the air combat wing. Keeping them in stored and in saleable condition has cost upwards of 350K per month for over four years which is going to take a fair whack out of the final sale price.

9/12/2005 12:08:00 am  

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