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Thursday, April 07, 2005

Top 10 reasons Helen Clark should be the next Pope

By stmolesworth@yahoo.com (St Molesworth)

1. She passionately believes in the Holy Trinity: Helen Clark, Heather Simpson and Judith Tizard.

2. Celibacy won't be an issue.

3. She knows the last pontiff's distant relative, David Benson-Pope.

4. Judith Tizard looks better covered up in a nun's habit.

5. She wouldn't have to travel so far to her favourite ski fields in the Swiss Alps.

6. Her office is just like a bishopric, even though there are no bishops in it.

7. Her ability to survive in the polls despite having Brian Edwards as her media advisor proves she's capable of miracles.

8. At least we'd know the altar boys would be safe.

9. Everyone knows the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel would look better with her signature on it.

10. She offered to turn wine into water at Peck's farewell and water into wine during Tamihere's lunches.

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Posted by Antarctic Lemur | 4/07/2005 11:34:00 am

5 Comments:

Blogger Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Absolutely priceless.

4/07/2005 12:13:00 pm  
Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

Yep. I would love to find out who this person is.

4/07/2005 01:17:00 pm  
Blogger Adolf Fiinkensein said...

So would that dangerous dangerpus H2. Still give her a little oxygen and she'll turn to water.

4/07/2005 04:12:00 pm  
Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

Why is Clark H2?

4/07/2005 04:20:00 pm  
Anonymous EDH said...

When can she start?

4/07/2005 05:07:00 pm  

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