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Thursday, April 21, 2005

I say, Old Chap!

The whinging Poms are bleating about Ricky Ponting's cricket bat. They want it banned. Apparently those wretched spawn of convict Antipodeans at Kookaburra have made a bat with a bit of carbon fibre or some such embedded in it and the Poms reckons this gives Ponting too much Power.

Wake up, you morons, Ricky Ponting got his power by eating plenty of Vegemite when he was a lad.

Why don't the stupid bloody Poms go to Australia and buy a couple of the bats for themselves?

It must be well over forty years ago that the NZ Herald carried headlines in which the Poms cried foul because "those damned New Zealanders play to win when their rugby team comes here."

They say in Australia you can tell when another jumbo full of Pommy migrants has arrived. You can hear the whining long after the moters have been shut down.

Posted by Adolf Fiinkensein | 4/21/2005 08:20:00 am