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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Huns Overwhelm United Nations

Further reflection reveals the wonderful possibilities for Tamihere Talk Back. (Radio TTB)

By encouraging the radio station put up an early understudy, Tommy Hairix will do a Saddam on Dominatrix, thereby greatly assisting the inevitable regime change. While he is enjoying her stress leave he can sneak into the studio and give her a couple of real serves. The poor bloody woman will never know whether it really is him on the radio, brown-anting her every move. He can chip away at her innermost fundamental psychological foundation – her insatiable need for control – while standing tall and proud in front of the motley Labour crew, proclaiming his innocence and loyalty. Yes, Saddam knew all about the value of a stand in.

Of course, she’ll put up Clayton to tell the world’s media “It’s all lies, lies, I tell you!!” as the GnactionalMP tanks rumble past in the background. His suicide will go unnoticed but let’s face it, it really happened some time ago - he just hasn’t noticed yet.

Bloody clever move that, Tommy. In return for her fifteen minute dressing down in the Carcase Room, you can give it to her for fifteen weeks, right up to the election, even when you are asleep and better still, even when you are sitting in the house laughing at her. It was all black Michael Jones who said “The Good Book says it is better to give than to receive.”

Hey Man, that’s the utu you have when you really are having utu, eh! Better still, you can take your little pocket tranny with the ear piece into the house and listen to yourself giving her shit while she is delivering her dull basso monotone bullshit answers to all those pesky questions. You’d better be careful you don’t burst into laughter while the house is in session. Madame Speaker might consider you have addressed a question.

As for that dangerous butch bitch on the ninth floor, well it will just have to hope that as the new Secretary General has no offspring, the long loyal offsider will get the perky job of dishing out all the UN dosh.

I guess we’ll all eventually get used to HUN 1 and HUN 2.

Posted by Adolf Fiinkensein | 4/21/2005 08:14:00 am

2 Comments:

Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

You're brain must have interesting wiring to come up with words like GnactionalMP. Took me a good 30 seconds to digest that one.

4/21/2005 08:27:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only it would be so I go to sleep every night with the images of the tongue and groover socialists forcing me to join them in an orgy to celebrate the election of H1 as President for life with H2 elected as the Lord High Exectioner and the White Witch as Vice President for life.I always wake up screaming and shaking

4/21/2005 02:22:00 pm  

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