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Friday, November 11, 2005

Sacre Bleu!!

This was worth pinching from Silent Runnibg's comment thread. Wish I'd written it.

  1. secarr:

    Kofi Annan is currently urging the U.N. member states to support a pending resolution that would declare the United Nations’ support for creation of a Paristinian state. In a surprise move, Ambassador Bolton announced his endorsement of the resolution stating: “Given the U.N’s resounding success in it’s continuing operations in support of Hamas’ terrorist attacks in Israel, it is only fair to assume that it will provide equally capable support to the freedom fighters and insurgents along the Seine.”

    In unrelated news, a Frenchman known only as Roland and a Spaniard who prefers to be identified as “El Cid” held a press conference in the quaint little town of Roncevalles to announce their agreement to “cooperate in the defense of Christendom.” When asked to comment on this development, Jacque Chirac replied: “This is just the type animosity towards France’s history of tolerance and multiculturalism that requires more taxes to expand the reach of our social welfare system. It’s really George W. Bush’s fault.” Local Huguenot leaders could not be reached for comment.

Posted by Adolf Fiinkensein | 11/11/2005 09:16:00 AM