Nuke the meat for the barby, Darl!!
Australians have been told there is no need to panic after a recent "glow-in-the-dark pork chop" scare.
Oh, if only the authorities had let this one run for a day or two. Every enviro-nutter in the place would have been on radio and TV and the journos would have lapped it up. The only radio-active pigs in Australia were the ones flying past Alexander Downers' window, singing 'I am the very model of a modern Foreign Minister'