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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Little Johnny Gives Kieth Locke a Lesson

Australian Prime Minister Howard has received credible evidence of an imminent serious terrorist attack on Australia. He has briefed the leader of the federal opposition Kim Beasley and the shadow minister for home affairs. On the basis of the evidence, Beasley has agreed to recall the Senate and recommend to Labor senators that the particular legislation Howard wants passed under urgency should proceed.

But wait, those piss fart cousins across the Tasman know better. Kieth Locke says it's all a plot by Howard to hornswaggle the Australian people and trample on their God given rights to hug which ever tree they like. This from ZB News:

Greens foreign affairs' spokesman Keith Locke says Mr Howard is misusing the environment of fear in the wake of the two Bali bombings to rush through legislation that requires much more consideration. He says the law avoids due process, restricts the rights to free speech and introduces Draconian detention provisions.

God help New Zealand if this body painted fool ever gets within a bull's roar of cabinet. That's one good thing Dominatrix did.

Update 1400 Thursday 3rd:

Now, what was that you were saying Ackers1? The premiers are all ALP men.

"This idea that yesterday was some giant manipulative conspiracy is ridiculous," Mr Howard told the John Laws radio show.

"It's a conspiracy incidentally that involves not only me and the attorney-general and the director general of ASIO, the head of the Australian Federal Police, the ministerial members of the national security committee of cabinet, the leader of the opposition, the shadow minister for homeland security and the premiers of the six states."
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Posted by Adolf Fiinkensein | 11/02/2005 06:13:00 PM


Blogger t selwyn said...

I don't like Locke either, but when the Australian PM says some vague secret thing that he won't tell anyone about except that it sounds bad and don't panic means they have to rush draconian legislation through parliament and they have to recall the Senate and they'll do it all starting Melbourne Cup Day... I mean you'd have to be an absolute idiot to think that scenario is kosher. I mean even Keith Locke has noticed.

Only fascists would do things like that, and only authoritarians would think scaring people with innuendo is the appropriate way to go about it. I don't believe them.

11/03/2005 12:29:00 AM  
Blogger Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Tim there are times when you do magnificent impersonation of an idiot. I take it Kim Beasley and his shadow minister are 'authoritarian fascists?' Stick to pontificating on economics.

11/03/2005 07:54:00 AM  
Blogger Ackers1 said...

Adolf sorry to disagree but if you can't see through a political stunt as obvious as this one then there's not much hope for you. It just happened that the hugely contentious and unpopular IR legislation was hitting Parliament that day as well. Strange don't you think that we have an immediate and significant terror threat but the threat levels weren't raised at all. Tampa anyone?

Kim Beasley might not have been able to raise a whimper but that's about the measure of the man. He is surely the most pathetic excuse for an opposition leader we have yet seen, currently rating even lower than Crean who would have thought that was posible!

11/03/2005 10:39:00 AM  
Blogger Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Oh Ackers1, you poor bastard!! So Little Johnny's give you a lesson as well as Kieth Locke. My bloody ribs are hurting again.

11/03/2005 10:54:00 AM  
Blogger Ackers1 said...


You had better add your vote Adolf. Clearly the chattering classes aren't quite so easily duped.

11/03/2005 11:20:00 AM  
Blogger Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Well Woopty Do Ackers1. How would you and the rest of the dumb arse poll pushers know what they are voting about when they have not seen the information divulged to Beasley? You guys really really beat the band. Why don't you ask them to vote on whether or not Bob Hawke should be elected leader of the ALP? That would actually carry more weight of logic than such a damn fool poll as you rely on for your unreliable argument.

11/03/2005 11:45:00 AM  
Blogger Ackers1 said...

Adolf no one takes these polls seriously least of all me!!!

11/03/2005 11:52:00 AM  
Blogger Ackers1 said...

LOL. Be alert but not alarmed.


11/03/2005 02:27:00 PM  
Blogger Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Keep trying Ackers1, keep trying. It's none of their bloody business until the new laws are passed. Oh by the way, all the Labor state premiers were in on the conspiracy too. What a pack of mongrels they are. All conspiring to keep Little Johny in power.

Oooooooaaaaaaah!! Those bloody aching ribs!!!!!

11/03/2005 02:48:00 PM  
Blogger fm said...

Yesterday, on national security, he urgently recalled parliament to pass a tiny wording amendment to counter-terrorism laws that would allow agencies to act immediately. By removing "the" and placing "a" in front of "terrorist act", authorities could prosecute using evidence of planned attacks without knowing the exact nature or target of the attacks.

Just how could you argue against doing this?

11/03/2005 04:53:00 PM  

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