It Always Sounds Better When You Just Make It Up
The Tailor's Dummy went to the Iraqi school of marksmanship. What did they call it again? The Insh Allah school. You hold the weapon above your head, ppint it in the general direction and hold the trigger down until the barrel melts. All the wille muttering incantations to Allah in the hope that a target will wander into the line of fire.
Deputy leader Gerry Brownlee said Mr Peters only wanted the law -- the Electoral (Integrity) Amendment Bill -- passed to block the departure of MPs unhappy about him accepting a ministerial position in the new Labour-led government.
"Winston Peters is very worried that his own party will cut him loose for grabbing the baubles of office."
But Mr Peters fired his own salvo back at National, claiming the party's election campaign backers gave donations in exchange for a slice of state-owned companies.
Just one teensy weensy problem with this theory, Winston. Nobdy thought the Gnats had a shit's show in hell of winning. But don't worry. The Herald and Radio NZ will give it all the space and air time you want.