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Saturday, November 12, 2005

God Knows How Grandma Got On

The Cook is looking after the next generation today while Adolf looks on from a safe distance. She came out to seek technical advice concerning what appeared to be a deficiency in the prescribed rations.

The label for the goo on which the poor little bugger is supposed to survive reads as follows:-

Contains

NO preservatives (must be off)
NO flavours or colours (think carefully about this one. Now, how the hell did they achieve that?)
FREE of gluten, egg
FREE of dairy, fish, nuts
NO added sugar or salt

All in all, guaranteed to taste like shit and be of limited nutritional value. (Anti plagiarism attribution - Paul Hogan, Crocodile Dundee)

We sere so lucky to survive back in 'the old days.'

Posted by Adolf Fiinkensein | 11/12/2005 03:59:00 PM

3 Comments:

Blogger Lucyna said...

Whatever happened to mashed banana or kumara?

I must admit I bought a few of those baby food things and found that my husband liked them much more than my baby did.

How young is the kid?

11/12/2005 04:58:00 PM  
Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

What was your husband doing eating baby food, sheesh. Unless the baby had already rejected it?

11/12/2005 05:47:00 PM  
Blogger ZenTiger said...

Obviously, doing his duty and encouraging breast feeding...it's a tough thankless job, but some-one has to eat banana and peach mash.

11/12/2005 05:58:00 PM  

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