So who did wipe out the Smurfs in a blazing inferno
It is clearly genocide, Smurfette is dead so who is going to, you know, produce the goods now? Is Baby Smurf a boy or girl, I don't recall. Anyway, clearly the UN failed abysmally in their duty to protect the backwards bucolic bumpkins, content to sit by and film the atrocities. Unnamed forces are ranged against the innocent. Who are they and are the Gummi Bears next? They too had magical berries and pranced round the forest. How long can we afford to ignore the berry-fueled imperialist ambitions of ...
Yes yes, a slow news day.
The complete Peter Rabbit story is here, although they seem to have misidentified Mr McGregor's "Tiger II", it looks more like a T-34. I doubt a frontal hit to a Tiger II would have concerned McGregor much.
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