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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Samoan Mafia

It seems Phil Field is a right regular Godfather and, like his predecessor, Al Capone, it is the IRD which will bring about his downfall.

New allegations have surfaced involving yet another Thai overstayer who, in returning for painting without pay four houses belonging to the Field fono, miraculously found himself granted residency. Field is alleged to have taken a bus load of overstayers to Wellington to carry out unspecified 'work.' Dr Noel Ingram had better see who it was who last painted the Beehive!

This Field fellow has many talents. Immigration fixer, real estate dealer, sweat shop operator. He's a real Labour man. Does he have a couple of brothels operating in the suburbs? A few housie schools for good measure?

But don't worry, he's a hard working and concientious minister. Oh, and I nearly forgot. He must be referred to in the house as 'honourable."

(tipped off by Aaron B)
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Posted by Adolf Fiinkensein | 9/28/2005 07:15:00 AM

9 Comments:

Blogger Michael said...

Now that he's been outed as an embarassment to the family, will the PM kiss him to let him know that he's going to be killed, y'know, for 'business' reasons?

(Ooooohhh, Yuck!)

9/28/2005 09:26:00 AM  
Blogger darren said...

And Michael, aS Sinner points out on Aaron's blog, what did Helen know? And when? What was she covering up before polling day. How culpable is she as well?

9/28/2005 09:58:00 AM  
Blogger Adolf Fiinkensein said...

One can expect coalition talks to take weeks. It's a very complicated business you know, expecially when you don't want to front up to questions in a pesky house of parliament.

9/28/2005 10:09:00 AM  
Blogger Aaron Bhatnagar said...

I like "El Jefe" instead of "Taito". It carries the notion of corruption far more easily.

9/28/2005 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does he make it into parliament on the list? If he is promptly sacked from government soon (would have to be a record) will Labour just get another MP from their list?

Kimble

9/28/2005 11:12:00 AM  
Blogger t selwyn said...

What about "sanctimonious Christian." It's the bible-bashers who usually are the most unethical.

9/28/2005 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet another example of a disgraceful and corrupt government lead by an unethical and immoral Prime Minister.And still we have enough fools and idiots and those with equally corrupt morals and ethics who will vote for them
gd

9/28/2005 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tuku Philip Field is an electorate MP. When he and Beater Hodgson are forced out (criminal conviction) there will be byelections. Between their dismissals and the byelection parliament is down those two MPs, and the Nats get their majority. Enough to bring down the govt and go to a new election.

9/28/2005 08:28:00 PM  
Blogger JamesP said...

Tuku? Heh. I almost feel nostalgic for the days when $80 undies were a major scandal.

9/28/2005 09:36:00 PM  

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