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Friday, July 01, 2005

Woman, supposedly our Prime Minister, featured on Women's Weekly cover

Bad move, Clark. Just makes you out as trying to hide the obvious truth.

UPDATE: Here's the other Clark and Mad Dog for comparison. Conclusion: Clark is a Linda Clark/Kim Hill composite. Couldn't find a pic of Jane Clifton.

Posted by Antarctic Lemur | 7/01/2005 07:11:00 AM

24 Comments:

Blogger Keith said...

Gawd! A rottwieler in drag!

7/01/2005 07:20:00 AM  
Blogger Too Right said...

Another election another fraudulent picture. She is a serial fraudster.

7/01/2005 07:34:00 AM  
Blogger Adolf Fiinkensein said...

It must be a fake. She has her mouth shut.

7/01/2005 08:32:00 AM  
Blogger Murray said...

I'm really sick of my tax money going to teams of artists and airbrush monkeys trying to make Gujo look like Lassie.

Still a dog.

7/01/2005 08:40:00 AM  
Blogger ZenTiger said...

Come on lads, alls fair in love and war. Next months Playboy may have gone a bit far though...

7/01/2005 08:47:00 AM  
Blogger Lucyna said...

This is what Linda Clark was referring to this morning! She wasn't impressed by the way.

7/01/2005 09:19:00 AM  
Blogger Gooner said...

Look at the blue eyes! She looks like Jane Clifton!

7/01/2005 09:25:00 AM  
Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

I thought she was going for a Kim Hill look myself, especially with the hair.

7/01/2005 09:25:00 AM  
Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

er Clifton dammit, I meant Clifton.

7/01/2005 09:39:00 AM  
Blogger Gman said...

There's a good reason she has her mouth shut actually.

It's quite hard to prove that something has been airbrushed or digitally inhanced if that's all they do.

If they have just airbrushed some lines out of her forehead and her neck (which they have done obviously) then it's hard to pin.

If you are looking for whether a face has been inhanced you look for three things:

-the ratios of the face (ie. the length of the distance from a set point to another set point).

-The whiteness of the eyes--this cannot change unless the image has been doctored.

-the colour and placement of the teeth. Again, this never changes colour without a computer. Eevn if you go to a professional teeth whitener ($300 a pop) then they can only lihgten the teeth a couple of shades.

Here is the main reason why Clark has her mouth shut, and it's not because she has terrible teeth.

It's because if you are seeing if something has been doctored you measure the teeth for scale--they never change shape or size so they are useful forensic tools.

G

7/01/2005 09:45:00 AM  
Blogger noizy said...

Storm in a teacup, innit?

Show me a magazine that doesn't have a cover star that's been airbrushed and photoshopped.

Even pretty people get the treatment.

7/01/2005 10:03:00 AM  
Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

You're right James - next week: Brash on the cover of Mens Health, with his hair airbrushed back in, his glasses missing, and bulging muscles visible under his white shirt.

7/01/2005 10:11:00 AM  
Blogger Adolf Fiinkensein said...

The Rotwieler bitch even has a Muldoonesque cheek dimple.

7/01/2005 10:41:00 AM  
Blogger Berend de Boer said...

I just bought the magazine, people this is horrible.

7/01/2005 11:59:00 AM  
Blogger Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Berend, you go in for indecent publications now? Bad enough the picture but I'd rather read about the reproductive habits of the yellow bellied doggerel.

7/01/2005 12:15:00 PM  
Blogger Berend de Boer said...

adolf, I didn't know it was indecent. It is. Pages with PM pictures, my lunch is coming back up...

7/01/2005 12:23:00 PM  
Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

The people demand to see the truth! (scans?)

7/01/2005 12:35:00 PM  
Blogger ZenTiger said...

I don't need to "see" the truth for this one. Just tell me about it, and I'll likely believe you.

7/01/2005 12:48:00 PM  
Blogger Berend de Boer said...

AL, the PM has promised scans!

7/01/2005 01:46:00 PM  
Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

Perhaps we can get G-man to do some measurements of her facial proportions, thus proving WW has distorted her face to fit some sort of creepy scientifically-defined ideal face shape.

7/01/2005 02:21:00 PM  
Blogger reid said...

Shouldn't your headline read:

"Our Prime Minister, supposedly a woman..."

Before she and Kim came along, I had no idea a woman could look like that.

Do you think the Woman's Weekly sales went up or down that week?

7/01/2005 05:42:00 PM  
Blogger noizy said...

next week: Brash on the cover of Mens Health, with his hair airbrushed back in, his glasses missing, and bulging muscles visible under his white shirt.

Ha! Did you see Campbell Live?

7/01/2005 07:08:00 PM  
Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

Did they do a pisstake?

7/01/2005 07:21:00 PM  
Blogger noizy said...

they did indeed. Don on GQ (sporting a full head of hair). Winston on Time (Man of the Year edition).

7/04/2005 04:02:00 PM  

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