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Sunday, June 26, 2005

Doone Downtown

Stephen Thomas Cooper asks: "So what ever happened to those pending charges? Despite the ever-shriller rantings from Sir Humphs, nothing ever came of it."

Stephen, you are obviously tone deaf. The "shrill rantings" you hear from Sir Humphreys were actually in the deep baritone of reason, and music to the ears of any-one with a brain and reading skills.

Thus, if you had read all of the Doone transcripts, and engaged aforementioned brain, you would realise the only shrilling is coming from the B-side, and its Helen "Petula" Clark doing the top 10 number "Doone Downtown"

The chorus goes "By Definition I Cannot Leak"

In fact, that's about the whole song. Its repetitive and seems to get stuck in your head, to the point all rational thought leaves and the stricken listener cannot remember any of the facts of the case.

Get your ear wax removed and wear loose trousers. You're beginning to sound a little high pitched yourself.

But your question was whatever happened to the pending charges. That is a good question. It appears like the speeding issue, the Benson-Pope issue, The Foot and Mouth Hoax and numerous others, they have all been farmed out to long enquiries or investigations destined to remain in the intray until after the election. Perhaps Labour will be playing a different tune then anyway.

Posted by ZenTiger | 6/26/2005 01:11:00 AM

2 Comments:

Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

Who knows what will happen with this one eh?

6/26/2005 03:38:00 AM  
Blogger Adolf Fiinkensein said...

She won't be the first Labour PM to win a third term but she might be the first ex PM to become a convict. Then she'll qualify for life membership of Australia.

6/26/2005 06:48:00 AM  

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