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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Tits on a Bull

It is highly likely the PM will live to regret her brief moment of ecstasy during yesterday’s question time. Judging by the expression on her face immediately after delivery, Dominatrix felt she had topped the class for the day with her “tits on a bull” jibe. Not so. She alienated many voters who might have supported Labour but will not put up with a national leader who stoops to such juvenile and vulgar abuse in the house. It was fourth form schoolboy stuff. Dumb stuff, Dominatrix! Others less polite than your correspondent have remarked that a politician can get away with being ugly and intelligent so it is important to preserve the perception of intelligence.

Far more significant and interesting however, will be the competition among journalists to get the potentially “butte busting” scoop which sinks Labour’s only real asset, Michael Cullen – right in the middle of the campaign. The day we see in print the coalition clause or clauses he fiddled is the day he goes up in smoke. That will be John Tamihere’s most valuable gift to National/Act and I hope it is a blogger who finds and publishes it because it will be New Zealand’s very own Cullengate. I can hear the one liners already. “The claws you have to have when you’re not having a clause.”

The orchestra has finished tuning up and we have heard the opening bars of the first movement. The rest of the symphony is eagerly anticipated. It must have been written by Wagner.

Which brings me to yesterday’s famous last words. Dork Donald to RLWNews. “I’ve checked carefully and there’s no legislation on which we have negotiated which has been changed. I’m confident we haven’t been dorked.”

UPDATE by AL @ 9:07AM: See Adolfs earlier post for the 'tits on a bull' quote.

UPDATE by AL @ 9:25AM: According to Adolf, the quote from Donaldson was on RNZ yesterday at either 8 or 9am. Donaldson: theres no bonus points for using 'dorking' on radio, but there might be PUNISHMENT points.

UPDATE by AL @ 2:36PM: Welcome DPF readers! Other Tamihere-related posts:
Another enraged Labourite
Media Bias II
Unpleasant imagery
Another Tamihere roundup
More than just a holiday
6th April PQ's on Tamihere

Posted by Adolf Fiinkensein | 4/06/2005 08:09:00 AM

5 Comments:

Blogger Lucyna said...

She's left herself wide open with that comment. It's just as ludicrous if she were referring to herself as to the bull.

4/06/2005 08:40:00 AM  
Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

I have found the offending quote and added it.

4/06/2005 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Sector 7G said...

What are Helens tits for?

4/06/2005 11:22:00 PM  
Blogger ZenTiger said...

Miss Helen Clark has been happily married for 23 and a half years.

I think you would therefore have to ask Master Helen Clark what her tits are for
(but this is just a guess).

4/06/2005 11:27:00 PM  
Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

Maybe we could start a competition.... how many other realistic, but useless, places are there to have tits?

4/06/2005 11:38:00 PM  

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