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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Poetic Justice

Tamihere has a jammy theory
You can say bad things quite clearly
They cut right to the bone quite nearly
And we find the Labour party can act unfairly

Some are smarmy, some are barmy
Several butch ones are alarmy
Our Prime Minister has suffered harmy
She's known as broomstick one in the army

And Right Hon. Cullen has got sullen
Seems the fine print has pulled Dunne in
And the Greens Legislation has had none in
Between the lines we predict a run in!

Look mates, no worry. Tamihere says he's sorry
He’s dropped the ball, but he’ll try tomorry
With the subtlety of being hit by a lorry
Its head down, bottom up and insert the brolly

The offence is secondary to the coming electionary
He don’t like gays, he says they are quite queery
But all is not as it may appeary
Because “Tits on a bull” Helen is a good fairy

The TV station will show to the nation
How the Labour Party believes in integration
This unfortunate situation
Was caused by the oppositions misinformation

So forget this balls uppa, and sweep the matter under
We should go back to the big mistakes and blunder
Lets line up to vote on NCEA, speeding and I wonder
About the disappearing surplus, dialling 111 and Wananga.

..Look, this was a "off the top of the head" thing.
I'd had half a glass of red wine (or was that 23 and a half?)
UPDATE: The wines worn off, and the ode looks worse in the morning light, so I added a few more stanzas (in for a penny...)

Posted by ZenTiger | 4/06/2005 10:44:00 pm


Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

We've broken 350 unique hits today!

4/06/2005 11:33:00 pm  
Blogger Antarctic Lemur said...

alarmy? just half eh, hope you stayed away from small metallic objects resembling recording devices.

4/06/2005 11:48:00 pm  
Blogger ZenTiger said...

My core philosophy of "leave no witnesses" sees me through.

4/07/2005 12:08:00 am  

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