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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

The Atilla Tribunal

This morning’s 0300 RLWNews carried a fascinating piece just before its mandatory Labour Party political broadcast in praise of David Slippery Slope, who has to be the original facial slur. (This man has the most active face I have ever seen. The only time it doesn’t twitch uncontrollable is when he sleeps in his seat. Pit about ability though.)
Now there’s an idea. Will he play the facial card?

The Huns, yes you did hear correctly, those who regard themselves as the direct descendants of the marauding Hun hordes of old have applied to the European Commission to have themselves recognised as a registered ethnic group! That’s almost as good as sending Yassir Arafat to Tel Aviv to get more money for training suicide bombers. Apparently if you can get 2,500 signatures on the application form you can apply to be indigenous or ethnic. Talk about feeling like a Maori. These guys are miles ahead of us. (Please God, don’t tell Trevor Mallard.)

So, off they will rush and set up their very own Atilla Tribunal to hear all the grievances brought by the gentle innocent Huns against the vengeful Garians. (You see, this is happening in Hungary, of course) I guess their next task will be to find a way to introduce some grand, all embracing and indefinable treaty principles to assist in the long and costly process of reconciliation.

Smarmy Army to the rescue!! Look out for the bus loads of Huns coming to Outer Rower for lessons.

Posted by Adolf Fiinkensein | 4/13/2005 09:06:00 am