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Saturday, March 26, 2005

More on Global Dimwits

Heres one for Adolf: Andrew Bolt writes on Global Dimwits.

Posted by Antarctic Lemur | 3/26/2005 04:55:00 PM

1 Comments:

Anonymous ZenTiger said...

We know its bad for you. We just haven't worked out why. Tell you what. I'll throw a reason at you. If you jump, we'll write a paper on it.

Solar Flares.
Nope.

Car pollution.
Nope.

Mad Cow Disease.
Nope.

Mobile Phone Radiation.
Arrrghhhh!

Put down your mobile phones. Its going to melt the ozone layer, which will increase the suns rays, which will create more oxygen in the atmosphere by .02% so that when we fill up with gas at the petrol station, the mobile phone will cause the fuel pump to explode, setting off a chain reaction blowing up ALL gas stations around the world, blanketing the earth in a ball of fire which will burn for 100 years (that's 90 more years than we have oil too!) and this will cause the sun to be blocked out which will cause crops to fail and us to turn into albinos living in the dark, unless we can text a message to an alien race that have been communicating with the Greens to warn us not to use mobile phones, but they wont help because the Greens didn't listen to them.

We are doomed. I must get the tape to ABC. They'll play it. They'll warn everyone in time.

3/27/2005 09:49:00 PM  

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